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The Real Firecracker

The Real Firecracker

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Every Fourth of July somebody always says the firework show was the best part of the night. And then The Real Firecracker walks in. Stars on one side, stripes on the other, and honey, he puts on a show that makes every single firework in that sky look like it was just the opening act. You came for the bang and he delivered. Every. Single. Time.

Every single pair is fully handcrafted and completely customizable from the fabric all the way down to the waistband, so you can make him yours in every way that matters. Whether you are keeping the stars and stripes exactly as they are or mixing it up to match your own patriotic energy, he is built to fit your body and your personality in equal measure. Because around here we believe the fellas deserve something made just for them — stitched with care, worn with confidence, and absolutely zero apology.

Materials

Fabric: Cotton

Elastic Banding

Size Chart

  • Small 28"-30"
  • Medium 32"-34"
  • Large 36"-38"
  • XLarge 40"-42"
  • 2XLarge 44"-46"

A Little TLC

All our jocks do best with a cold wash and a good ol’ air dry. You can toss ’em in the dryer, but just know cotton’s got a mind of its own and might shrink up a bit—just nature doin’ its thing.

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Looking to make me a little more your own? Customize away, just remember to jot down my name for the form.