Certified Merry Male
Certified Merry Male
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Look, the holidays are all about receivin' special deliveries and this one came stamped, certified, and absolutely impossible to return. We all know the real magic of Christmas is openin' up that one package that makes everybody in the room stop and stare — and honey, this is that package. Covered in vintage holiday stamps, festive reindeer, and enough Ho Ho Ho's to make Santa himself do a double take, Certified Merry Male is proof that the best deliveries always come in the most unexpectedly gorgeous wrapping. Consider this your official notice that Christmas came early and the package? Well let's just say it more than lives up to the stamp.
Every single pair is fully handcrafted and completely customizable from the fabric all the way down to the waistband, so you can make her yours in every way that matters. Whether you are keepin' that gorgeous vintage holiday print with its classic red and green Christmas cutouts and nostalgic postage stamps on cream or mixin' it up to match your own festive energy, she is built to fit your body and your personality in equal measure. Because around here we believe the fellas deserve somethin' made just for them — stitched with care, worn with confidence, and absolutely zero apology.
Materials
Materials
Fabric: Cotton
Elastic Banding
Size Chart
Size Chart
- Small 28"-30"
- Medium 32"-34"
- Large 36"-38"
- XLarge 40"-42"
- 2XLarge 44"-46"
A Little TLC
A Little TLC
All our jocks do best with a cold wash and a good ol’ air dry. You can toss ’em in the dryer, but just know cotton’s got a mind of its own and might shrink up a bit—just nature doin’ its thing.
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